Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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