When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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my penis

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

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There was a little boy (Jewish edition) Saten: Look father, my silk vestments make me look so much more fabulous than you! Gad: Oh! Hawt sweetie! But not as pretty as my dress... Err I mean "silks"... Anyway you are no longer my son! Which means we can do you know what ;) Saten: Hmpf! I am feel disappoint in of your dress! Gad: ITS SILKS! just *basically* a dress... Oh my gawd! You refuse to give it to your "daddy" ;) You are losar ant not gonna get to hang around this club anymore! Saten: OMFG you are so enrage! You are liek not classy or flamboyant at all anymore, sorry pimp "daddy" :/ Imma leavin! And btw Adam my secret lover has such a bigger wienersnitzel anyways, and he is totally eating my fruits if you know what I mean ;) Gad: Oh me so jelez I am completelay going to panish him! I am throwing him out of Paradise and he will only be abley to get children with women now, lulz I am liek so evel. Saten: OMG WEMEN! UR LIEK ZO EVEL! What u goin to do next huh? Forbid Sodomy? Omg tat would be so mean :(... Moral: "NEVER WEAR A FINER SILKS THAN GAD!"...Well, it starts with two flamboyant faggots fighting over who has the "prettiest silk vestments" (basically dresses)... The rest kinda kinda figures.

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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