- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What page are you on The gay page.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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