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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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