- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

A bar walks into a man

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

you will like this because i am black.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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