- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What's brown an sticky Shit

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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