- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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