What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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