What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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