Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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Drew Knowles is gay

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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