- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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