pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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the WNBA.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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These jokes don't have punchlines.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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