Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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sure!

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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My jeans

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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if got a joke if fogot it

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