how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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