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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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