Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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