Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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