A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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