Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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