- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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