So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Anti Joke

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