- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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