why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Ol-ive

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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