How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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