What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

no jokes left :( ill try to make some more the ones with nude in my comments is mine

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