A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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