One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

You are joking right?

Adam Chebali is awesome

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Where's my tractor?

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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