- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

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