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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Granny porn!

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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