- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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