- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

guess what? bannanas

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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