You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

The bears will win the Super Bowl

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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