- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

why did the shark bite the surf board? It thought it was turtle.

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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