- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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- What do you call a black man who drives a bus? - An african american bus driver.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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