What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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j.p. is dumb

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States*? *the contiguous United States

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