There was a little boy (Jewish edition) Saten: Look father, my silk vestments make me look so much more fabulous than you! Gad: Oh! Hawt sweetie! But not as pretty as my dress... Err I mean "silks"... Anyway you are no longer my son! Which means we can do you know what ;) Saten: Hmpf! I am feel disappoint in of your dress! Gad: ITS SILKS! just *basically* a dress... Oh my gawd! You refuse to give it to your "daddy" ;) You are losar ant not gonna get to hang around this club anymore! Saten: OMFG you are so enrage! You are liek not classy or flamboyant at all anymore, sorry pimp "daddy" :/ Imma leavin! And btw Adam my secret lover has such a bigger wienersnitzel anyways, and he is totally eating my fruits if you know what I mean ;) Gad: Oh me so jelez I am completelay going to panish him! I am throwing him out of Paradise and he will only be abley to get children with women now, lulz I am liek so evel. Saten: OMG WEMEN! UR LIEK ZO EVEL! What u goin to do next huh? Forbid Sodomy? Omg tat would be so mean :(... Moral: "NEVER WEAR A FINER SILKS THAN GAD!"...Well, it starts with two flamboyant faggots fighting over who has the "prettiest silk vestments" (basically dresses)... The rest kinda kinda figures.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

i'm hard

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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