- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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