- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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