Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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