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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

okay so theres this guy.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

A man died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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