What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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You sick fiend

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Anti Joke

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