Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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1234567890? ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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