Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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