- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

penis in the camel

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

Bob Saget

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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