What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

child labor

Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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