Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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