- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck?

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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