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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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