What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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Why did your mom fall off the swing? I shot him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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