- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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