Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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The Princess is in another castle

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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