Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

a. why? b. because I wanted

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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