Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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