- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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