- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

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