- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

A possesed goat: "moo"

Whats black and blue and doesnt bruise? a bruise.

"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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