Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Whats funny? Your face.

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