- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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