- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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