Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Why couldn't the little kid get to sleep? His dog was on fire

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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What's just not right? Left

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