- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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