- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

You having friends.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

i dont fisish anythi

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

A Chinese man fails a math test

Oh s***

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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