- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

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