What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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