Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

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