Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

Camerons hair is Curly..

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

No your aunties a joke

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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