Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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