- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

womens rights

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

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