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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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