emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

How did th-A fridge.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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