- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

wenis

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Obama

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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