Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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guess what? bannanas

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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