knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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