Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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minorities.....

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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