- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What does two plus two equal? 4

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

What's the difference between a duck?

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