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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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