A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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