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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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