why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

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Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Nobody because Repeat is a good friend and he went in after Pete.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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