Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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