A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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I love you

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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