- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

The word "Walter" is never funny.

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