Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

Reading the Terms and Conditions

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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