What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

I have a horse.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

I need to start studying.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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