What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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