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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Who is it?

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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