- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What stops a train? A missile

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

What do u call a cripple Biv

Tony Romo

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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