- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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