What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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13 =B you just learned something

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What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

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Urban ghettos

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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bite me

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what's black and can't swim?

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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