What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Penis

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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