Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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civil rights

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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A American seeking into mexico

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs? Nothing, it cant come

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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