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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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