what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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