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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? come in

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What fires shots? A gun

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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