Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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What would you say if you girlfriend got hit by a train? Trick question, trains don't go through kitchens!

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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There was a little boy (Jewish edition) Saten: Look father, my silk vestments make me look so much more fabulous than you! Gad: Oh! Hawt sweetie! But not as pretty as my dress... Err I mean "silks"... Anyway you are no longer my son! Which means we can do you know what ;) Saten: Hmpf! I am feel disappoint in of your dress! Gad: ITS SILKS! just *basically* a dress... Oh my gawd! You refuse to give it to your "daddy" ;) You are losar ant not gonna get to hang around this club anymore! Saten: OMFG you are so enrage! You are liek not classy or flamboyant at all anymore, sorry pimp "daddy" :/ Imma leavin! And btw Adam my secret lover has such a bigger wienersnitzel anyways, and he is totally eating my fruits if you know what I mean ;) Gad: Oh me so jelez I am completelay going to panish him! I am throwing him out of Paradise and he will only be abley to get children with women now, lulz I am liek so evel. Saten: OMG WEMEN! UR LIEK ZO EVEL! What u goin to do next huh? Forbid Sodomy? Omg tat would be so mean :(... Moral: "NEVER WEAR A FINER SILKS THAN GAD!"...Well, it starts with two flamboyant faggots fighting over who has the "prettiest silk vestments" (basically dresses)... The rest kinda kinda figures.

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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