What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Praise Paisley

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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