Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

My dog barks when someones at the door.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

civil rights

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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