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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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