- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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