A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

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-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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black people

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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