- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Read a Book.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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