- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

stephen hawking walks into a bar...

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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