- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

a black man pays his child support

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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