"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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Y u do dis?

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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belly button

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Anti Joke

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