Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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