- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

A American seeking into mexico

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

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