- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

feminism

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

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