What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Killing your friend as a joke.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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