Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

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the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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