Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC.

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

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PENIS that is all

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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