- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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