A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Anti Joke

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