- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

eoin burgin is fat

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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