- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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