- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

What did the sign say? It said slow down

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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