What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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where is the world?

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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A pope meets another one

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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What is older than history?

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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