What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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