- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

How about that airline food?

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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