Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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