- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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