Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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