What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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