- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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