What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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