Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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why was the cat black it was a black cat

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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