three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

My dog barks when someones at the door.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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