Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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