- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Knock knock open

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

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