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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Robin, get in the car!

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I'm Polish.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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What does water smell like? water.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

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So a bar walks into a man...

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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