- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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