What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Men

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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