- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

This is a bad anti-joke. Just kidding, it's a good one.

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