- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

ur an fagit

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

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