- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

In soviet Russia...things are different

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

XD Jackass.

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