What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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Lindsay Lohan

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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