What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

I'm sn otter

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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