- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

a dyslexic man walked his god.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Knock knock, COME IN!

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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