BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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