A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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