- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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