Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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