- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Balls

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

why did the blue berry cross the road

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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