- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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