- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

mitchell palmer sucks

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

A miserable man committed suicide.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Women's rights.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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