My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Get it? More.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Wait! hundred billions!

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

Youre mom is so dead...

How about that airline food?

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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