- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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